OMG! The centuries old sport of Sumo Wrestling, revered with religious fervor by many fans, has been rocked by...Marijuana. Read the sordid details. Could it be that entire stables of Sumo professionals have discovered that a good toke stimulates the appetite, eases the pains of excess, and serves as a better sleeper than warm milk or hot Sake? But no, this horrific practice will "sully" the good name and historic reputation of the sport. Uh-huh. Like we're buying that. People, worry about serious drugs like stimulants and roids. Leave the mild herbals alone already.
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