Dracula Dies in Germany

On Wednesday of this week, my favorite European newspaper Der Spiegel reported that "Ottomar Rodolphe Vlad Dracula Prince Kretzulesco, an adopted descendant of Count Dracula, died in Germany at the age of 67 after spending a colorful life organizing blood donor parties..." I'm not kidding. Read it yourself, here. (Image: Castle Bran in Romania, often associated with Count Dracula)